shelbysbutt:

(to Ian McKellen) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

I just smiled so fast i pulled a muscle in my jaw

alandcalledonalee for you and Anne. My top two favorite pairs of friends ❤️💙❤️

(via sarahjez)


jasonfnsaint:

The Sandlot Reunion - July 24th, 2013

Who should I date first? Ham or Squints?

(via 90s90s90s)


nbcparksandrec:

A little Monday motivaish for ya.

nbcparksandrec:

A little Monday motivaish for ya.



Q
I have an actual date with a human male. I forget how to do those. How much denim is too much? When should I ask who's side he was on in the Lauren/Heidi feud?
Anonymous
A

kristadoyle:

Okay ALWAYS ask any Hills-related questions on the first date. His answers will help determine if there should be a second date.

All amounts of denim are appropriate.

Have fun. Be safe. Remember that there’s no pressure because you’re probably too good for him anyway.

Xo,
KD

Best dating advice I’ve heard in awhile. Obvi you should immediately ditch any Team Heidis.


hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

(via sarahjez)


pureblo0ds:

jaimelennister:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994




holy shit holy shit holy shit


Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

pureblo0ds:

jaimelennister:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

holy shit holy shit holy shit

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

(via gabriellemcosta)


One of the few things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book, or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
Annie Dillard, The Writing Life (via dduane)

Annie Dillard ❤️

(via thebabybangs)


kristadoyle:

sittingovation:

precumming:

cher has the best twitter of all time

"I AM AS OLD A FIRE  & TWICE AS HOT !!!"

"L"

Cher and (my queen mother) Cyndi Lauper are coming to Orlando. I’m accepting donations (read: tickets) and welcome all who wish to attend with me. May 16. Mark your calendar.


kristenwiigdaily:

onewordtest:

"Do you think the final episode might not live up to expectations?"

- everyone’s immediate reaction during the awkward pause after the interviewer asks if the finale is really that good -

Neil: *internally screaming*

Alyson: probably not

Jason: Josh, you take this one

Josh: “um…”

Cobie: “well…”

http://www.change.org/petitions/cbs-rewrite-and-reshoot-the-himym-ending?recruiter=87434657&utm_campaign=signature_receipt&utm_medium=email&utm_source=share_petition

Forget the final episode. I want a reshoot of the entire final season, please and thank you.

(via kristadoyle)


Ooof! I remember this.

Ooof! I remember this.

(via 90s90s90s)


Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

So you can see selfies weren’t a human invention.

(via sarahjez)


ratsoff:

This is art.

(via sarahjez)


vintagesalt:

Roseanne (1988-1997)

vintagesalt:

Roseanne (1988-1997)

(via 90s90s90s)